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« on: April 23, 2010, 12:02:51 PM »
A Garland kindergarten teacher was teaching animal noises and she asked her class "what sound does a pig make?" Tyrone stood up and yelled "freeze mutherfucker
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i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2010, 12:05:53 PM »
haha, that made me crack up laughing.  So stupid, but yet so funny!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2010, 12:06:35 PM »
kinda true too lol
Quote from: Russyo on April 23, 2010, 12:05:53 PM
haha, that made me crack up laughing.  So stupid, but yet so funny!!!!
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MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*


i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies

you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...

Living, the only thing worth dying for.

"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel

excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2010, 03:30:20 PM »
thats funny lmao!

i wonder if he (the kid) was black
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2010, 03:31:55 PM »
lol
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