Welcome,
Guest
. Please
login
or
register
. Welcome,
Guest
. Please
login
or
register
.
February 08, 2012, 09:41:17 PM
1 Hour
1 Day
1 Week
1 Month
Forever
Login with username, password and session length
Search:
Advanced search
Smokin' Performance
|
Forum
|
General
|
Laugh it up
|
in arizona
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
« previous
next »
Pages:
[
1
]
Author
Topic: in arizona (Read 559 times)
MachMe
SP CREW
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 8052
~KMAP~ = KISSMYASSPERFORMANCE.COM
in arizona
«
on:
May 15, 2010, 07:39:12 AM »
Drinking with an Arizona Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer ('cuz he's a Muslim), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
Logged
MachMe *Relentlessly MHMA*
i tell the truth even when i lie, you hate me cuz you are you an i is i but if you were i an i were you, you would still live a lie simply cuz you are you an i is i an you live a life that is full of lies
you do as i say!...NOT AS YOU THINK I WILL SAY!
... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT... an if you scuff my ride on accident then youll get murdered on purpose AND If it has horsepower or tits you're gonna have trouble with it eventually...
Living, the only thing worth dying for.
"It is not what he has which directly expresses the worth of a man, but what he is."- Henri Frederic Amiel
excuses are like assholes...everybody has one
red_mach1
check out my new ride
SP CREW
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 921
Re: in arizona
«
Reply #1 on:
June 09, 2010, 04:28:24 PM »
lol, that's fucked up
Logged
Slow ass auto mach 1 with a Heaton swap
new times in ennis 4/9/10
R/T=.084 60'=1.747
1/8= 7.610 @ 92.32
1/4= 11.824 @ 117.33
4.slow!
5.extra slow
SP GLOBAL MODERATOR
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 3849
Kia killer. Yaris Slayer. Celica Punisher ;)
Re: in arizona
«
Reply #2 on:
June 09, 2010, 04:53:18 PM »
Logged
mavsfan
Grammar Police
SP GLOBAL MODERATOR
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 2733
Domesticated Dominator - SP CREW
Re: in arizona
«
Reply #3 on:
June 10, 2010, 01:31:51 AM »
Arizona FTW!!!!!!!!!
Logged
RIP my 2002 GT..........
New project started - 2001 GT - White ---- Soon to be completed.
Better get ready cause I'm a comin'!!
red_mach1
check out my new ride
SP CREW
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 921
Re: in arizona
«
Reply #4 on:
June 10, 2010, 05:02:17 AM »
fuck arizona!!!!!
Logged
Slow ass auto mach 1 with a Heaton swap
new times in ennis 4/9/10
R/T=.084 60'=1.747
1/8= 7.610 @ 92.32
1/4= 11.824 @ 117.33
4.slow!
5.extra slow
SP GLOBAL MODERATOR
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 3849
Kia killer. Yaris Slayer. Celica Punisher ;)
Re: in arizona
«
Reply #5 on:
June 10, 2010, 08:00:45 AM »
Pinches gueros!
Logged
el feo
SP CREW
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 294
Re: in arizona
«
Reply #6 on:
June 24, 2010, 12:55:54 PM »
<
we're taking over
+1
Logged
Mach1
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 40
Re: in arizona
«
Reply #7 on:
August 17, 2010, 12:07:14 PM »
LOL! That is WRONG!!!!!!!!!! but funny! lol!
Logged
ralvarez
Administrator
Offline
Gender:
Posts: 4597
Re: in arizona
«
Reply #8 on:
December 16, 2010, 12:33:05 AM »
Quote from: el feo on June 24, 2010, 12:55:54 PM
<
we're taking over
+1
in arizona
Logged
WATCH EVELIO GET BEAT
:
http://torquedfords.com/DesktopModules/UltraVideoGallery/uvg.swf?vId=69&portalId=0
WATCH JERRY GET CLOWNED
:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRlhXnhBoek
mi caro:
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3335256
Pages:
[
1
]
« previous
next »
Jump to:
Please select a destination:
-----------------------------
General
-----------------------------
=> OFFICIAL G2G FORUM
=> SP Newbies
=> BS Forum
=> Economic and Political Outlook
=> Media Room
===> Member Rides
===> SP Videos
===> SP Pictures
=> SportsTalk
=> Laugh it up
-----------------------------
Mustang Garage
-----------------------------
=> Mechanical | Tech Questions
===> Power Adders
===> Drivetrain | Suspension
===> Ignition | Electronics
===> Exhaust
===> Engine Tech
=> Audio
=> Body Shop
-----------------------------
Racing Forums
-----------------------------
=> Street Racing | Mexico Racing
=> Drag Racing
===> Local Tracks
=> Off-Road | Auto X | Motorcycle Forum
-----------------------------
Events | Classifieds
-----------------------------
=> DFW Smokin' Performance
=> For Sale | Wanted | SP Store
===> SP Store